Sloppy Seconds

Author: Bob Benson

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1483655946

Category: Fiction

Page: 196

View: 3707

A teen sex story without the teens or the gratuitous pool scene. A coming of age story now worrying about the expiration date more than the legal age. A once in a lifetime chance to make a second impression on your first loves. A Professor at a community college, a failed writer, a love refugee, 53 year old Dr. Tom Dawson gets a second chance at the dream. Would it even matter? This time even the cops would be called. Things and people change. It could be a sex comedy with a few shades of gray. It could just be a wild interlude preceding a boring retirement.

Sloppy Seconds

The Tucker Max Leftovers

Author: Tucker Max

Publisher: Blue Heeler Books

ISBN: 1619610019

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: N.A

View: 2942

Tucker Max's books-I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues-are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They've sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest," and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.

Fertile Sloppy Seconds!

Author: Nancy Moist

Publisher: Nancy Moist

ISBN: N.A

Category: Fiction

Page: 44

View: 2432

An influential U.S. senator seduces a young stud and triggers an international crisis all because she couldn't say no to... A GIANT TOOLBOX!!! The back and forth as other middle aged women discover that there is NO substitute for size makes for a sexy story where only 10 inches or more will do. Additionally, there are bonus stories about tiny FERTILE women who can't so no to 12 inches!!! WOW!!

Ashanti & Donna - Sloppy Seconds

Author: Kelly Addams

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 1365396797

Category: Fiction

Page: N.A

View: 4265

Meet Donna, a bored and frustrated wife to dull Alan, but only frustrated until Ashanti, a beautiful black woman and her equally handsome husband Julius move into the neighbourhood. Soon she finds herself drawn into a world of pleasure she had only ever dreamed could exist, and Alan stands to get only sloppy seconds after Julius has finished with her.

Sloppy Seconds

Author: Tucker Max

Publisher: Wattpad

ISBN: N.A

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 288

View: 421

Tucker Max's college years is again the subject of this story collection, including several brand-new stories as well as three of Tucker's favorite stories from his first three books.

Sloppy Seconds

Cartoons

Author: Bill Plympton

Publisher: Plymptoons Publishing

ISBN: 9780965207546

Category: Humor

Page: 180

View: 5049

A collection of humorous cartoons by illustrator Bill Plympton.

The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English

Author: Tom Dalzell,Terry Victor

Publisher: Routledge

ISBN: 1317372514

Category: Foreign Language Study

Page: 2507

View: 3452

Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language. In addition to this hard back two volume set, The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English will also be the first slang dictionary available on-line, giving readers unprecedented access to the rich world of slang. For details, including hardback plus on-line bundle offers, please visit www.partridgeslangonline.com

Second Thoughts

A Collection of Poetry

Author: Amanda Waley

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 1257863614

Category: Poetry

Page: 199

View: 5397


Sloppy Firsts

A Jessica Darling Novel

Author: Megan McCafferty

Publisher: Broadway Books

ISBN: 0676806643

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

View: 9681

The first book in the New York Times bestselling Jessica Darling series When her best friend, Hope Weaver, moves away from Pineville, New Jersey, hyperobservant sixteen-year-old Jessica Darling is devastated. A fish out of water at school and a stranger at home, Jessica feels more lost than ever now that the only person with whom she could really communicate has gone. How is she supposed to deal with the boy- and shopping-crazy girls at school, her dad’s obsession with her track meets, her mother salivating over big sister Bethany’s lavish wedding, and her nonexistent love life? A fresh, funny, utterly compelling novel, Sloppy Firsts is an insightful, true-to-life look at Jessica’s predicament as she embarks on another year of teenage torment. From the dark days of Hope’s departure through her months as a type-A personality turned insomniac to her completely mixed-up feelings about Marcus Flutie, the intelligent and mysterious “Dreg” who works his way into her heart, this poignant, hilarious novel is sure to appeal to readers who are still going through it, as well as those who are grateful that they don’t have to go back and grow up all over again. “A hilarious trip down memory lane. You’ll laugh out loud–and cringe–as this first novel by McCafferty takes you back to the soap opera that was high school.”—Glamour

A Second Bite at the Apple

Author: Dana Bate

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

ISBN: 1617732613

Category: Fiction

Page: 334

View: 5338

A luscious romance to whet your appetite, served up by a “smart and compelling” author who will have you begging for seconds (Publishers Weekly). Sydney Strauss is obsessed with food. Not with eating it, but with writing about the wonders of the gastronomic world, from obscure fruit hybrids to organic farming techniques. Since food journalism jobs are more coveted than fresh truffles, Sydney pays her bills working for one of TV’s biggest egomaniacs—until she’s left scrambling for shifts at a local farmers’ market. Stacking muffins for the Wild Yeast Bakery isn’t going to win her any James Beard awards. But soon Sydney is writing the market’s weekly newsletter, and her quirky stories gain attention from a prominent food columnist. And after years of keeping her love life in the freezer, she’s even dating again. Then Sydney gets a shot at a story that could either make her career or burn it to a crisp—along with her relationship and her reputation . . . From the acclaimed author of The Girls’ Guide to Love and Supper Clubs comes a witty, honest novel about daring to bite into the life you really want.

Light in the Shadows

Author: A. Meredith Walters

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 147678230X

Category: Fiction

Page: 352

View: 631

In the bestselling sequel to Find You in the Dark, A. Meredith Walters continues the emotional story of Maggie, Clay, and the power of unconditional love. How do you keep going when you feel like your life is over? Maggie never thought she’d see Clay again. So, she attempts to put her life back together after her heart has been shattered to pieces. Moving on and moving forward, just as Clay wanted her to. Clay never stopped thinking of Maggie. Even after ripping their lives apart and leaving her behind to get the help he so desperately needed. He is healing…slowly. But his heart still belongs to the girl who tried to save him. When a sudden tragedy brings Maggie and Clay face-to-face again, nothing is the same. Yet some things never change. Can the darkness that threatened to consume them be transformed into something else and finally give them what they always wanted? And can two people who fought so hard to be together, finally find their happiness? Or will their demons and fear drive them apart for good? The thing about love is that even when it destroys you, it has a way of mending what is broken. And in the shadows, you can still see the light.

Bitches Brew

in the hands of Blackjack Nutmeg

Author: ghetto english rock / Attaway

Publisher: Author House

ISBN: 1456794760

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 360

View: 6674

Bitches Brew: in the hands of Blackjack Nutmeg. the novel partly inspired by Miles’s Davis 1970’s Jazz album, explores the bend riffs and hard-times many good men experience in turbulent relationships with their significant others (women) in their lives. Bitches Brew exposes and sheds light on many hidden agenda and wrongs the woman/women play in the role of the deconstruction of humanism along with exposing many of the things women might have always wanted to know in regards of a man’s TRUE feelings. And although the project carries the authors of Kenny Attaway & Ghetto English Rock and primarily centers around the lives of Dallas (leading character) and his friends Sal, Aston and Justin, over 200 different men hardships and tribulations have been packed into the novel. Bitches Brew not only explores the troubled relations THE MEN share with their significant others/women in their lives, but the hardships with the other woman in their lives such as their mother (s), daughter (s), sisters and grandmothers. Written and encrusted in/with the life spices of compassionate, honest, wits, understanding and realism--Bitches Brew is one of the best-written, honest and most personal memoirs of our lifetime.

Backpacking

Reisen ist Nebensache

Author: Chris Germ

Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand

ISBN: 3848287455

Category: Humor

Page: 240

View: 6683

Backpacking. Welcher Jugendliche träumt nicht davon, ein paar Monate in einem fremden Land zu leben, zu reisen, die Natur und Kultur kennenzulernen und vielleicht sogar eine Fremdsprache fließend zu erlernen. Und nach einem Jahr in Australien und Asien kann ich definitiv bestätigen, dass es eine der besten Erfahrungen ist, die man in jungen Jahren machen kann. Solltest du auf der Suche nach einem Work & Travel Ratgeber zur Organisation und Jobsuche im Ausland sein, oder gar Geschichten über die Natur und Sehenswürdigkeiten auf einer solchen Reise erwarten, kannst du aber sofort aufhören weiterzulesen. Wenn du allerdings wissen möchtest, was dich auf einem solchen Abenteuer außerdem erwartet, oder was deine Freunde oder Verwandten auf ihrer Reise wirklich treiben, hast du das richtige Buch vor dir. Vergiss die unzähligen Reiseführer, Ratgeber und Fernsehsendungen über Backpacking. Denn hier hältst du einen wahren Feldreport aus dem echten Leben in den Händen. Ein Buch über die abgefahrenen Trips, zahlreichen Frauen, verrückten Partys, notwendigen Drogen und den endlosen Spaß, den man als Backpacker haben kann.

Im Whirlpool mit Marilyn Manson, auf Drogen mit Madonna und im Bett mit ...

Die legendären Interviews

Author: Neil Strauss

Publisher: Riva Verlag

ISBN: 3864132061

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 400

View: 3432

Neil Strauss, renommierter Journalist und Koautor diverser Star-Autobiografien, gewährt in seinen Interviews einen intimen Einblick in das Seelenleben von Stars aus fast 40 Jahren Musik- und Filmgeschichte. Orlando Bloom spricht mit ihm über seine Selbstzweifel, Lady Gaga bringt er im Interview zum Weinen, The-Who-Leadgitarrist Pete Townsend redet übers Älterwerden als Rocker. Strauss begleitet Snoop Dogg beim Windelkaufen, sitzt mit Marilyn Manson während des Interviews im Whirlpool und geht mit Bruce Springsteen einen trinken. Neil Strauss hat für das Buch fast 200 Stars interviewt und die ganz persönlichen Momente eingefangen.

Chained to the Desk (Second Edition)

A Guidebook for Workaholics, Their Partners and Children, and the Clinicians Who Treat Them

Author: Bryan E. Robinson

Publisher: NYU Press

ISBN: 0814776248

Category: Psychology

Page: 274

View: 3639

As seen on 20/20, The Early Show, and ABC World News Tonight Americans love a hard worker. The man or woman who works eighteen-hour days and eats his or her meals on the run between appointments is usually viewed with a combination of respect and awe. But for many, this lifestyle leads to family problems, a decline in work productivity, and ultimately to physical and mental collapse. Chained to the Desk, best-selling author and widely respected family therapist Bryan E. Robinson’s groundbreaking book, originally published in 1998, was the first comprehensive portrait of the workaholic. Thousands benefited from this innovative book, which profiles the myths behind this greatly misunderstood disorder and the inner psychological battle that work addicts wage against themselves. Intended for anyone touched by what Robinson calls “the best-dressed problem of the twenty-first century,” the author also provides an inside look into the impact on those who live and work with them —partners, spouses, children, and colleagues—as well as the appropriate techniques for clinicians who treat them. In this new and updated edition, Robinson portrays the many different kinds of workaholism, drawing on hundreds of case reports from his own original research and years of clinical practice. From California to the Carolinas, men and women tell of their agonizing bouts with workaholism and the devastations left in its wake, struggles made all the more challenging in a world where the computer, cell phone, and Blackberry allow twenty-four-hour access to the office, even on weekends and from vacation spots. Adult children of workaholics describe their childhood pain and the lifelong legacies they still carry, and the spouses or partners of workaholics reveal the isolation and loneliness of their vacant relationships. Employers and business colleagues discuss the cost to the company when workaholism dominates the workplace. Chained to the Desk both counsels and consoles. It provides a step-by-step guide to help readers spot workaholism, understand it, and recover. Robinson presents strategies for workaholics and their loved ones on how to cope, and for people in the workplace on how to distinguish between work efficiency and workaholism.